A quirky older couple from outside San Francisco are talking to us about what they would name the moose as part of our museum’s fundraiser.
Husband: “I don’t know what I would name the moose. I have a very scattegorical sense of humor…so I think I’d call it Poop-Nose or something. Something scattegorical like that.”
Wife: “…He means scatalogical.”
He proceeded to fill out a form suggesting the name, “Poop Nose Poop Moose.”